chinese miss 1980

Today saw a post sent to me by others, began to feel very good laugh, then feel sick, you have a look now
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miss 1980
At that time medicine can cure;
Doctors are life-saving;
Photography is to wear clothes;
To borrow money to repay;
His father is not doing the child identification;
School is not for profit;
With the disease is think highly of;
Housing is assigned;
Idiot is not to be a professor;
Can not find the married mistress;
Can rest assured that eat meat;
Scared of rats or cats;
People still have a conscience.
White-collar and blue collar
Today the payroll, but also the loan, to pay the rent, utility fees, buy the oil, rice and instant noodles, touch pocket, sighed loudly: This white-collar workers a monthly wage another. Called white-collar workers.
The foreman said, wages, and a count their own housing, meals, loss of working time charges, medical expenses, the boss still owes more than 100, also too lazy to go picking. Called blue-collar.
Harmony In other countries, a turn on the TV, really jarring, to go for true harmony!
In China, one out, so discordant, home to a turn on the TV, so harmonious!
The exhibition director Xinjiang people selling chicken,
Gansu people selling ramen
Ningxia wolfberry people who are selling,
Tibetans selling caterpillar fungus,
Yunnan sell flowers,
Shandong sell green onions,
Sell Shanxi coal
Northeast to sell rice,
Fujian selling tea,
Guangxi to sell rice,
Anhui waste collection,
Henan as coolies,
Sichuanese babysit
Hunan open taxis
Hubei restaurant,
Zhejiang package Mall,
Beijing sold approval.
Wen problems 1 rates: how do you strive to any propaganda, all the way house prices are soaring; 2 Education: How do you live any lectures, are stifling children's natural; 3 Medical: How do you care any patient, universal health care is a dream; 4 petitions: either you how being, places are abusive detention;
5 cadres: How do you set a good example either, they are more money, love because of who will write the yellow journal.
Places to see the country Beijing to see the country are grass-roots;
Shanghai to see the country is the country?
Living in the News Network
My life is the envy of the kind of CCTV broadcast: 77 yuan per month Beijing housing, wages grew 11.2%, 99.13% employment rate of university students, government officials, day and night learning Eight Honors and Eight Shames, college students on average per meal canteen 2,3 dollars. My dream is that we can always live in the CCTV News Network.
Life portrayal of Beijing Subway
One's life seems to take the Beijing Subway Line:
Through international trade, the envy of downtown;
Passing through Tiananmen Square, the fantasy of power;
Via Street, the dream fortune;
After Gongzhufen, Way back gorgeous family;
After Yuquan Road, still ambitious ... ... At this time, a voice floated ear: passengers Hello, Babaoshan (cemetery) is coming!
Chinese soccer team
There is a need to tell you the truth:
Chinese soccer team ranked No. 89,
Far higher than China's per capita GDP in the world rankings,
Higher than China's per capita income ranking,
Higher than the Corruption Perceptions Index ranking Chinese officials,
Higher than China's social welfare ranking
Ranked higher than China's health care system,
Higher than China's environmental index ranking
Higher than the ranking of China's per capita natural resources
... ...
What qualifications do you have laughed at the Chinese football?
Hope
In discussing China's football status and the status of universities in China, reporters asked the scholars:
"Which of you both, a more hopeful?"
Scholars immediately replied, "Football!"
Couplet
The Union: Reading sound of rain and wind, I do not say anything.
Second line: Family affairs world affairs, none of my Pishi.
Streamer: while playing to
Reason to live
Price of instant noodles, Egg prices, Flour prices, Gasoline prices,
Vegetable prices,
Oil prices,
Cotton prices, Down price of the ... ... In addition to wages, prices of almost everything around him, and But we still need to be strong to live in, because the cemetery is also rise in price.
Among the children
3 men "sun" wages.
A said: I am five thousand a month, I was x great master;
B said: I'm more than a month, I'm Dr. returnees;
C said: I million per month.
A, B and shocked, and Ji Wen C. What is the degree?
C A: What disabilities are not, but my father is a long-tested Communist fighter.
"People" in the name
Where the door of "the people" where the word sign, sentry everywhere, generally people can not wander in and out of,
Such as "People's Government", "People's Court", etc.
Finally found a "people's bank", not for savings business.
Only the "People's Hospital" to wander in and out the door, but it is the people are not willing to go in place.
Song prices
If prices really drop, the working class can afford, what song would you point?
1, Zhang Zhen Yue: "fart";
2, Gigi Leung: "The future of the future";
3, JJ: "After a thousand years";
4, Emil Chau: "Do not be silly";
6, Han: "The Myth";
6, Li Zheng: "Pigs are laughing";
7, Jacky Cheung: "I wait until the flowers have wilted